yielder wrote:Yabbut the total cost of all the iPos' being flogged is probably less than the fees and float from the money [s]enticed[/s] [s]bribed[/s] suckered into switching. Yah, yah - that excludes you.

Actually I did a cost/benefit analysis on their offer. It turns out that if I open a
Select Chequing account and leave $5k in it (forgone interest ~$200
before tax) I get the following for "free" in addition to the base iPod
1. 1% gold dividend Visa card plus card for spouse ($130 for the cards and these cards also have buyer protection that my CIBC Visa does not)
plus Nano upgrade
plus 1% on everything we charge on the card
plus the satisfaction of turfing my CIBC AP Visa (the value of doing the last item is, er, "priceless"))
2. safe deposit box ($35)
3. use of ATMs world-wide ($3 to $5 per use)
4. waiver of requirement to keep US$3k in my US$ account in order to get free US$ credit card and borderless service (US$35 for the card plus recapture of foregone interest on the US$ account, which is another ~US$150, again
before tax)
5. free cheque printing, not a big deal but now I don't have to pay to change the address on what few cheques I write
6. whatever other perqs TD throws at people who ordinarily pay $25/month because they can't keep their balance above $5k
Yeah my head spun too when I did the analysis and compared all the features, but when I add up all the numbers I'm way ahead.
I know. I also own all 5 banks individually (not to mention IGM (thanks again for that tip) et al) If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em

Sedulously eschew obfuscatory hyperverbosity and prolixity.